Which is the most used word in english langauge?
Obivously it is “FUCK”
Lets learn how different ways you can use the word fuck.
Lets hear first and read......
It is really funny
One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word 'fuck'. It is one magical word: just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
In language it falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John), and as a noun (Mary is a fine fuck).
It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful).
As you can see there are not many words with the versatility of 'fuck'.Besides the sexual meaning, There are also the following uses:
Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot
Ignorance: Fucked if I know.
Trouble: I guess I am fucked now!
Aggression: Fuck you!
Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?
Difficulty: I can't understand this fucking job.
Incompetence: He is a fuck-off.
Suspicion: What the fuck are you doing?
Enjoyment: I had a fucking good time.
Request: Get the fuck out of here!
Hostility: I am going to knock your fucking head off!
Greeting: How the fuck are you?
Apathy: Who gives a fuck?
Innovation: Get a bigger fucking hammer.
Surprise: Fuck! You scared the shit out of me!
Anxiety: Today is really fucked.
And it is very healthy too. If every morning you do it as a Transcendental Meditation -- just when you get up, the first thing, repeat the mantra "Fuck you!" five times -- it clears the throat. That's how I keep my throat clear! Enough for today.
paypal... everybody saying that it is a good way for sending money through internet.
May be right but it is not at all a good way for receiving money, atleast for me.
One of my friend from spain send money(only $100...dontx come to collect tax please) 2 my paypal account.
It is almost 4 month, i have been trying it to make it as a currency.
Hindrances i am facing
1. I dont have account in any bank which is mentioned by Payapl.
2. They mentioned an option about withdrawing money through debit card, but in india they are not supporting the Mastercard & and when try the Visa card... i am getting a failure message that my card is not valid and my bank havent confirmed my card, but i still can use it for withdrawing money from ATM.
3. Then next option is apply for check, but they dont give check for less than $150.
4. At last i transfered my paypal amount to my friend's account... i thought he can convert it 2 cash because he have account in ICICI bank. But paypal need IFSC number... so me and my friend waiting for that ...i hope it will get this week.
Guys please pray for me.................
So when you make transaction in Paypal, please be check all these things.
I hope this post will help atleast one guy........ ..........................
This is the first time I got a chance to meet one serious blogger, so I am very happy to meet him and attend his class from ad club madras. I started my blogging one year before I had no idea about the power of a blog until I have met him.
He is a tech savvy; he introduced many thinks like Twitter, wikipedia e.tc
Today I just searched about him on Google, vow the results are amazing,
He is a one of the top blogger in all over
He is a co-founder of F5ive Technologies and founder CEO of Business Blogging Pvt Ltd.
He is also came up with some amazing ideas like Fail camp, extrabed.in, wikiacademy e.t.c
He is also a very good in lecturing because he is very spontaneous and very energetic.
Its all of now…
Don’t think that Kiruba paid anything for write about him in my blog.. HAHAHA
Jet Airways cuts 1,900
Last day jet airways announced the job cut of 1900 people, to cut down the expenditure and loss. But it is a bad news for all the aspirants who dream about a airline career. Surprisingly it happened immediately after the jet airways and Kingfisher airlines made alliance. Some guys think it all about Mallya’s effect.
We don’t need to worry about Mallya and Gosh, they both are made enough money for their next 10 generation, but what about the guys who lose the job. This decision not only affect those who lose the job but also those who work in this industry and dreaming to join this industry.
According to some news article airline companies are not going for further recruitment from training centers like Frankfinn,, sky academy e.t.. Until last year they offered nearly 100% placements, nobody knows what will happen this year.
I have some friends who are dreaming about a good carrier in this industry, and struggling to pay fees to fulfill their dream.
"I'm not from Mumbai. I've taken a place on rent. Paid deposit, spent so much on courses. All they're giving is one month's basic salary. How can anyone manage?"
"I was working for another airline before this. But I joined this to be in
last day I saw this incredible movie called Boiler Room, it comes under must see movie before you die.
Some days ago one of our lectures shows some clipping from this movie. He thinks that being an advertising student we must see this film. So I went to landmark and I got the cd within 5 minutes.
It is a great movie, youngsters cant hate this movie….. you can learn almost all ‘Bleep “ from this movie.
written and directed by Ben Younger, and starring Giovanni Ribisi, Vin Diesel and Nia Long.
This movie is about college drop out guy try to attain,A morally decent college dropout finds himself at conflict with his harsh federal judge father. He gets a job as a stock broker and gets on the fast track to success. Only things take a turn for the worst when he learns that his job isn't what's it cracked up to be.
Memorable Quotes :
" And there is no such thing as a no sale call. A sale is made on every call you make. Either you sell the client some stock or he sells you a reason he can't. Either way a sale is made, the only question is who is gonna close? You or him? Now be relentless, that's it, I'm done. "
" There's an important phrase that we use here, and think it's time that you all learned it. Act as if. You understand what that means? Act as if you are the fucking President of this firm. Act as if you got a 9" cock. Okay? Act as if. "
MY Favourite..........sorry gals
Greg: "Now there's two rules you have to remember as a trainee. Number one: We don't pitch the bitch here."
Seth: "What?"
Greg: "We don't sell stock to women. I don't care who it is; we don't do it. Nancy Sinatra calls, you tell her you're sorry. They're a constant pain in the ass and your never gonna hear the end of it. All right? They're gonna call you every furking day wanting to know why the stock is dropping. And god forbid the stock should go up. You're gonna hear from them every bleepin' 15 minutes. It's just not worth it. Don't pitch the bitch."
Seth: "Okay, yeah. Don't pitch the bitch."
After starting his job in that broker company he became expert in telemarketing with damn confidence… during his weekend he got one sales call…… read the rest to know how he handle that guy
SETH: Hello?
SALESMAN: Hi, this is Ron calling you from the Daily News. How you doing this morning?
SETH: I'm not interested.
SALESMAN: Okay. I'm sorry to have bothered you. Have a nice day.
SETH: That's it? That's your pitch? You consider that a sales call??!
SALESMAN: Well, ummm...
SETH: You want to sell me a paper right? Well you guys call me every Saturday and I get the same half-assed attempt. You wanna close me? Then sell me.
SALESMAN: Alright.
SETH: Go ahead, start again.
SALESMAN: Okay... Hi, this is Ron from the Daily News. How you doing this morning?
SETH: Shitty. What do you want?
SALESMAN: It's not what I want, sir... it's what you want.
SETH: Alright, now you're talking. What are you selling?
SALESMAN: I'm offering you a subscription to the Daily News at a substantially reduced price. We're trying to reach out to people that have never had home delivery before.
SETH: So, everyone else that already has a subscription is getting fucked on this one huh?
SALESMAN: ...Yeah, I guess so.
SETH: Good, I can live with that. Now why do I want your paper? Maybe I should get the Times or the Voice.
SALESMAN: Well the Village Voice is free, sir, so if you want it you should certainly pick it up. But the Daily News offers you something no other paper can, a real taste of
SETH: Alright, Ron. Now that was a sales call. Good job!
SALESMAN: So are you going to buy a subscription?
SETH: No. I already get the Times.
If you havent seen this film yet........ buy this CD......... make your weekend worrth...
I hope you may heard about the siva lingam stone which we can find in the banks of
I had an experience with that stone…
Once me and my friend went for an trade exhibition in Chennai, while we are roaming there my friend got see some strange stone and bought that stone after a one hour bargaining. I was surprise that he bought that stone by giving nearly 1000 rupees.
I didn’t have any idea about that stone, after buying the stone he described the importance of that stone, it is Siva linga stone… which is rarely seen in the banks of
From next day onwards.. that stone started to make influence on him, he got fever in the morning, but he went to job and in the evening his condition became worse, he started to say something I cant understand and then he stop talking and started to communicate with gestures.
At last he took that stones from the pooja room and kept in other place... then he started to become normal.
The reason for all that thing is that, he couldn’t maintain these stones well, as long as you keep it in a pooja room , he had to maintain it well. But he couldn’t do that.
So please be careful before you are planning to buy these stone….. if you cant look after it well……. Think twice.
Have you ever happened to be strolling around your local buzzar (market) where you find people making small congregation near the local television store, checking out the shows and advertisements running on the TVs, just to give themselves a break from their wives’ shopping?
Such is the kind of feeling I had when I was browsing through this pretty little site, buzzar.tv. At first glance, all you shall find is a collection of advertisements of brands that you get bored of watching, every time they happen to interrupt your regular shows on TV. What impressed me about the site is that they have maintained very good video quality and have put up advertisements of a hell lot of brands, considering the fact that it’s been recently set up. The sections that one might find on the site are Mobile Phones, Fashion Accessories, Financial Services, Kitchen Appliances, Household Products and the likes.
The very first question that crossed my mind while checking out the videos is that why should one set up a website like this when one can view advertisements of almost all kinds of goods and accessories right on YouTube? Moreover, if the companies actually wish to ride on viral marketing, why wouldn’t they rather upload their videos on YouTube, free of cost, and then try to get pageviews out there. YouTube also allows their users to create channels where brands could create a sweet database of all the advertisements they had ever created for a particular commodity. In a way, that would also help increase the curiosity level of the consumer and also keep the brand in loop. Personally, I would always love to collect all the witty and over-the-top billboards Amul has ever created for its butter.
Anyway, coming back to buzzar.tv, I felt although it might be able to attract viewers for the first few times, it shall not be able to generate loyalty. However, I was proved wrong here. I could almost feel myself getting addicted to the site. Despite working on a wireless dial-up connecion, I found myself checking out more and more videos instead of preparing this post :-). I figured, if buzzar.tv is capable of increasing the number of advertisements being hosted on their site on a decent rate, it just might find a lot many followers.
What struck very neat to me is that buzzar.tv guys have also created wiki pages for each and every brand of theirs, although I suspect they linked the wikis to the brands just while I was watching the videos ‘coz those links didn’t happen to exist for quite a couple of videos I had watched at the start. I guess it’s just because it’s a freshly minted site that every single wiki page was frighteningly empty, at the time I checked. One needs to get himself registered to be able to edit those pages.